(Dir: Akiva Schaffer, 2012)
Tired. That’s pretty much the best way to describe
The Watch. Everything about it is tired
- the plot, the comedy, the action, the sentiments. It is a complete mish-mash of genres as it strives
to be an adult comedy / alien invasion / action / horror / male-bonding hybrid. Not original unfortunately but it probably
worked better in this format than if it was just a comedy or an alien
invasion movie. That is to say it worked
at being mediocre.
The cast
seem to be going through the motions. When a comedian is not that outstandingly funny to start with it doesn’t
take many repeats of them doing “their thing” before they start to get boring, as
their comedic strength turns into an annoyance. I feel this way about three of the four leads, particularly Ben Stiller. He has had his moments - Dodgeball,
Zoolander, The Royal Tenenbaums, Meet the Parents - but usually he’s just
playing mildly altered variations of the characters in these films, who generally irritate
rather than amuse. Fortunately he’s
playing the straight man here and he’s ok; a little more bearable than
usual. But how different is this role to
the characters he plays in Tower Heist or Night At the Museum really?
Vince Vaughn
also feels like he’s continually playing the same arrogant Average Joe
character which has never been overly funny, but for some reason I’ve never minded him as
much. Jonah Hill also seems to be
approaching this cusp of over repetition so I hope he can make something of the
recognition he received for his dramatic turn in Moneyball before we get bored of seeing him. These three do have reasonable chemistry
together and Hill is the funniest of them but only really because his character
is the weirdest. Richard Ayoade doesn't fit into the above mentioned criteria for me as I've never seen him in anything (directing Submarine doesn't count), but he plays the outsider of the group
and does an ok job with it, yet at times this character feels a little jarring compared to the rest of the group.
Ultimately the issue is that the script is not particularly
good and so the film’s really not that funny. There are a few good one-liners and a couple of decent visual jokes, but
they generally stem from random things or product placement references (well
done to Costco for being featured so strongly and positively!). But most of the humour is of the stupid
overly sexual nature, the sort of which I’ve started to become pretty damn
bored of. I mean, how many dick jokes
does one film really need? But then
there was a lot of loud laughter in the cinema throughout so either I just didn’t
get it or I was watching it with an audience who lap the dumb stuff up?
The aliens
themselves are fairly interesting and pleasingly the film doesn’t shy away from
showing us a bit of gore. We’re not
given too many scenes with the aliens and the balance of this is about right, as it would otherwise be an easy way to ruin things since the film is trying to be a comedy
at heart. Yeah there’s too much cgi and
the action isn’t up to much but that's to be expected. The whole male bonding subtext felt
like it was only there because these days everyone else is including it. Writers, it’s not always
necessary!
The Watch is
watchable and entertaining in a very average way. But that’s the problem as it doesn’t have a
single new or original idea. The
characters are bland facsimiles of what these actors normally do, most of the
comedy is too dumb to even be funny and the plot is achingly unoriginal. The trailer makes this all pretty clear so my
expectations were set appropriately low. Know this and you shouldn’t be disappointed.